Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

Giant Yule Log: "I can tell you this. We knew those solstices were
going to last forever."

Giant Yule Log: "We had been in the peaks, and in the valleys. _Both_
of them. Of all sorts of different kinds of cycles."

Giant Yule Log: "Every cycle has a valley. And so, we have the winter
holidays! They must be celebrated."

Cyborg Torturer: "We need to recognize that our potential energy is
just as strong as our kinetic was in the summer!"