Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

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A cluster of cyborg torturers, some wearing santa hats, begin
descending on a christmas tree.

Cyborg Torturer Cluster: "Destroy the holidays! Destroy them!"

Cyborg Torturer [from cluster]: "The system demands that my peers and
I work! Now my job is to stop my peers from working because of these
holidays! This is impossible!"