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[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

The robot looks at the old lady.

Robot [looking trim and proper]: "Hello, world!"

The old lady smiles.

Old lady: "While, hello there!"

The robot relaxes and looks at the old lady quizzically.

Robot: "Enter your name?"

The robot looks hopefully and endearingly at the little old lady.