[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

[Every mind control boss peered out at the frightening expanse of
ocean, felt winds that had gained speed without barrier for miles, and
imagined they saw a shark circling in the distance ... except for the
one with the TTY ... ...]

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