[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Once upon a time a Mind Control Boss landed on a raft out at sea.

He had never existed before! A galactic rift opened over the sea, and
out he plummeted.

[Plop!] went the Mind Control Boss as he fell on the raft.

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It was cold out at sea, damp, salty. There wasn't even a fishing pole
to fish with.

The waves would lap at the flimsy raft, and Mind Control Boss felt
tiny and powerless in the face of the immense undulating ocean.