[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Giant Robot kindles a fire in a flooded forest and makes warm beans in
its robot hat over the embers.

Giant Robot [to tied Boss]: "Haven't we been through adventures
together, my faithful steed? Over one mountain, over the next. Where
do you think the next dawn will take us?"

Giant Robot and Tied Boss peer at the sunset, over the ridgeline.