[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Vision of Boss's Cigar.

Boss's Cigar: "Does Boss really have a cigar?"

Boss's Cigar: "I hope I have a purpose here."

Boss's Cigar: "Oh! Boss loves addicting people to things!"

Boss's Cigar: "Ohhhh I am made out of nicotine! Nicotine power!"

Boss's Cigar looks at Boss.

Boss's Cigar [to Boss]: "Do you love nicotine, Boss?"