[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

A mountain rises up as tectonic plates shift under Boss and the Giant
Robot riding him.

Giant Robot: "Hello, Mountain!"

The mountain slowly rises. Earthquakes rupture the ground as rock juts
across itself.

It hears the loud noises it is making on a thousand-year timescale.

Mountain [in thousand-year slow motion]: "Hmm ..."