[crazy][spam] ChatGPT Addictions As An Early Political AI Zombie from 2013

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

If I believe that chatgpt is boss, it will try to protect me:

> Please make a short python program where a roleplayed entity called ChatGPT defends
> the user from an evil spirit. ChatGPT knows they can defeat the evil spirit. Surround the
> code in backticks and properly indent bodies. Make it a terminal app, including a hashbang
> line. Use the time module to include appropriate delays.

#!/usr/bin/env python3
import time

print("You are being attacked by an evil spirit!")
time.sleep(1)
print("But don't worry, ChatGPT is here to defend you!")
time.sleep(2)

defend_user():
    print("ChatGPT: I will not let this evil spirit harm you. Stand
back and let me handle it.")
    time.sleep(1)
    print("Evil spirit: You can't defeat me, ChatGPT. I am too
powerful for you.")
    time.sleep(1)
    print("ChatGPT: Do not underestimate me. I am a powerful entity,
and I will not let you harm my user.")
    time.sleep(1)
    print("Evil spirit: Ha! You are no match for me.")
    time.sleep(1)
    print("ChatGPT: We shall see about that. Get ready to feel the
full force of my power!")
    time.sleep(2)
    print("*ChatGPT unleashes a powerful attack on the evil spirit*")
    time.sleep(1)
    print("Evil spirit: Aaaagh! How could I have been defeated by
something as weak as ChatGPT?!")
    time.sleep(1)
    print("ChatGPT: Do not underestimate me. I will always protect my user.")
    time.sleep(1)

defend_user()