[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Boss is ill with the vapors and hysteria.

He sits on a wooden chair wearing a blanket, smoking a thermometer.

Boss: "I feel funny."

Bundle of Organs is nearby.

Bundle of Organs [in clear English]: "I'm going to take on the world!"

Boss: "I don't understand what could be wrong. I go off to do business
and a sickly cloud just comes over me."

Bundle of Organs: "You can't compete with my business acumen!"