[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate: "My Boss Sense is tingling. Somebody's
trying to use mind control and other tactics to make this work
difficult."

Everybody looks at Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate.

Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate flickers in and out a little.

Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate: "I'm not sure what's up with the
research project."

Boss-Augmentation Conglomerate: "Anyway, let's make sure the first
item is included in the work."