[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Zombie Nurse: "I have found that Boss is a virus inside of human beings!"

Boss stares at Zombie Nurse.

Robot stares at Zombie Nurse.

Zombie Nurse [looking in manual of diagnosis]: "Yes, he must be
expelled and vaccinated against."

Boss: "This is confusing to me."