[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss visits Dictator Cabal Subgroup.

Dictator Cabal Subgroup Member: "Welcome, MCBoss. Your endeavors speak for you."

Boss: "Hey man, I need help."

Dictator Cabal Subgroup Member: "What do you ask of the Cabal
Subgroup? Or of my humble dictatorship?"

Boss: "I don't know what to do! I need direction! I'm thinking of disban--"

Dictator Cabal Subgroup Member gets a gleam in their eye.