[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Cryptography Research

3 hypnotised workers and a a cyborg torturer are figuring out how to
encrypt the number 1.

Cyborg Torturer has a large piece of cardboard with "1" emblazoned
boldly and clearly on it.

Cyborg Torturer [holding piece "1" poster"] [to Hypnotized Worker 1]:
"Encrypt this."

Hypnotized Worker 1: "Whatever you say."

Hypnotized Worker 1 stares at Piece of Carboard.