[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss: "BossBot, I have made you a throne. Some of the sand is a little
colder and stickier, and this sand complies to our demands in a much
more friendly manner."

BossBot: Smokes fake cigar.

Boss: "Yes, we are smug! I am your loyal servant. I will carry you there."

Boss kneels down and slides BossBot onto his back, then crawls over to
the Throne of Wet Sand.