[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss: "Oh, you poor BossBot, so hounded by rebels and rebel threats
that you can barely build a sandcastle!"

BossBot: Smokes fake cigar.

Boss: "I will build you a throne out of sand. I can move my body, and
you cannot."

Boss begins building a throne out of sand.

Boss [to himself]: "It's hard to get sand to shape like a throne. How
do those rebel children do it? Oh I better not let BossBot hear me
complaining!"