[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss: "You need help speaking and moving around so you don't give your
secret business enterprises away. I understand these things! I get
you! Let's build this sandcastle."

BossBot: Smokes fake cigar.

Boss: "The first thing you have to know is not to trust any rebels.
Only trust people you have personally mind controlled, and test them
regularly!"

BossBot: Smokes fake cigar.

Boss: "You already know that. Oh, I'm so embarrassed. Let me go
brutalize somebody for you. I know you love that!"

BossBot: Smokes fake cigar.