[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Somebody gave Boss to a BossBot.

A BossBot is a small replica of MCBoss made of plastic. It has arms
that can swing at the shoulder joints, and smoke can come out of its
cigar when raised to its mouth.

Boss: "Oh great BossBot! I know you want to build a sandcastle, but
you are just standing there smoking your cigar! Put the macho in it!"

BossBot [smokes fake cigar]: "[says nothing because it is a plastic toy]"

Boss: "I am sorry I have not built your sand castle fast enough or
effectively enough."

BossBot: Smokes fake cigar.

Boss: "You need my help moving your arms, because you are injured from
rebel attacks!  I will help you."