Second Draft (was MC Boss Webcomic, Re: Morning Spam)

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

What is a zombie?

A zombie is somebody who can look caringly in the eyes of a loved one,

And then eat their brain,

In a way that leaves the loved one doing the same.

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[people have been fighting zombieism for hundreds of years; believe it
or not, these people are called anarchists.]