[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

The Original TV Camera

Original TV Host: "And here you can see Boss desperately attempting to
put on his own TV shows, while on ours, so as to have some semblence
of control over his own presentation."

Boss: "Oh, one moment, there's another TV show I'm on at the same time
as this one."

Boss [to original tv camera]: "I know you can see me doing this, but
presenting myself on television _only sometimes_ was how I always
built my public image. I need to do this to think!"

Original TV Host looks condescendingly at Boss.

Boss [behind the back of his hand]: "Besides, it's pretty easy to get
these shlubs to keep watching my show and not yours."

Original TV HosT: "You may want to turn the camera on, then."