[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Hairdresser: "... that heat just gets everybody sweating like crazy!
The spirits of the people are focused into " [looks briefly for
something they appear to have misplaced, it's probably the one stuck
to the back where they don't look] " hypermagnetic beams of
electroplasma!"

Hairdresser: " -- and that's what the giant rings around the point of
the laser are for."