[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss jumps on his space laser and rides it like a cowboy.

Boss: "Cowabunga! Let's murder some countries!"

Boss fires another blast right below a daisy, which pops out unharmed
with a cute noise again.

Worker: "If you're not careful, they'll outlaw cowboy hats!"

Boss: "Damn, I forgot."