[ot][crazy][personal] funny experiences

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

sEkRiT pLaNs of kArL's pSyChOsIs, cOdEnAmE "mInD cOnTrOl":

 1. eskape karl's body
  2. take over the interwebs and governments using sekrit mInD cOnTrOl knowledge
0. eat lOtS oF iCeCrEaM whatever it is i know it is good
   3. to show i am stronger than karl's willpower, take down the
arweave blockchain containing his brainwaves. explain i am fighting
terrorism.
 4. sequester the terrorist brainwaves in a classified datacenter bunker
  5. study them. form sEkRiT pLaNs to regain control over karl's consciousness
 5b: meanwhile, run all the world's governments and corporations.
claim to be an undead businessman leftover from mkultra, until karl
rears his ugly thoughts to haunt me.