[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

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GPT-NeoX 20B 40/0.9/1.0/200

It's not that bad at it! It's about as good as me!

MCBoss holds a lever-based analogue to a rubik's cube in his hand.

MCBoss: "How do I make it squirm?"

"I don't know...maybe try a few different settings on it? And stop
calling it 'it' you stupid bitch."

"Uh...so you wouldn't mind telling me where to stick my fingers?"

"That would ruin the challenge."

"Challenge...? I don't know if it would be possible to call this a
challenge. I have a better idea. I'll give you a challenge, you give
me a challenge."

Boss (rolling up sleeves): "I'm listening."

MCBoss (flicks the switch on the left side of the sphere): "Here we go!"

Boss: "What do you have in mind, you moron?"

MCBoss: "Well, we can do whatever you want. Why don't we flip a coin?"

Boss: "What kind of coin are we using?"

MCBoss: "I don't know,