[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

MCBoss is befuddled.

MCBoss [to Intern, encouragingly]: "These puzzles are tough, but our
business enterprise is the strongest in the world. Nothing will stand
in our way!"

Intern: "You bombed the escape room! You can't bomb your way through a puzzle!"

A pause.

MCBoss [to Intern]: "Are you sure? What makes puzzles so special, that
they are immune to bombs?"

Intern: "The puzzle room is designed for puzzle solving. It's set up
so you can only get through by understanding the puzzles."

MCBoss: "Understanding -- what, like, emotionally?"