[ot][crazy][personal] Micro-moronism Challenge: Iterate & Transform

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Now it's very hard to do _both_ of those at once, for me right now,
both translating to another language, and consolidating redundant
parts.

But, luckily and surprisingly, and it's almost like remembering a
forgotten dream for me to see this here, I just did both examples
based on the _same redundant function_.

So I can work on that inhibition but just pasting my previous work
next to each other!