[ot][spam][crazy] Boop!

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Once upon a time there was a tiny little rich guy who bought a corner
stored named "Corner Store Enterprises." He was happy with his corner
store. He looked around and was all, "if anybody looks at my chair the
wrong way, I'll slap them with a billion lawsuits and discredit them
forever. They'll never work a job again!"