[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

Intern walks by Disco Room.

Music: "Ohhh yeah! Barf! Barf! Retch that vomit! Barf! Barf!"

There are flashing lights and people dancing.

Intern [amid cacaphony]: "What's going on here?"

Hairdresser: "Boss is nauseous. We've all had so much prosthetic
augmentation we don't know how to vomit any more. So, we're dancing!"