[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Boss stomps around the tavern.

Orc: "You don't look so strong!"

Boss glowers at Orc.

Boss: "Ahhhh, there's an ongoing mediation. I lent them my Coder, the
whiny bastards."