[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

[x] we asked what the beef is
next - [ ] 2. translate the beef toward a need.

Wannabe Mediator: "It sounds like you're shocked, and need to know the
people around you are safe?"

Priest: "I need to know the coder is safe! It's not acceptable to just
waltz around the town, dragging a human being around on a chain
against their will! I need to know we defend what's right here!"

Boss looks a little worried.

Priest: "I got into adventuring specifically so I could address
situations like this!"