[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss is wearing an adventuring cape. Boss enters town with a coder in tow.

The coder has a chain around their neck. Boss pulls on the chain when
they don't go where he wants.

Boss enters the tavern.

Boss: "Ahoy, you there!"

Boss flexes his muscles.

Boss: "See how strong I am? Also,"

Boss points at the chained coder.

Boss: "I caught a wild coder!"

Boss is talking to an orc carrying a lot of objects.

The orc looks at the coder. The orc looks at Boss's muscles.

Orc: "You strong!"

Boss: "You bet I am strong. Hey, give me that morning star, why don't you?"

Boss flexes his muscles at the Orc.

Orc: "Uh, okay, I guess."