[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Boss is hanging out a window of the Well-Respected Psionic Weaponry
Corporation central headquarters. He hangs onto the sill with one
hand, while breakdancing with the rest of his body.

A seagull flies by.

Dancing MCBoss [hanging out of window]: "Hello, Seagull!"

The seagull makes seagull noises.

Suddenly, the group disappear!