[ot][crazy][fake fiction] "baby mcboss" "spinoffs"

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

The poor innocent town mayor was minding their own business, attending
a administrative meeting, when suddenly a strange voice came into
their head.

Mysterious Voice: "You're a poopy head! Send trucks of chocolate to
this address, or I will make you blind!"