[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Intern [rubbing head]: "I can't reach the copier machine!"

Intern climes out onto a window.

Intern [to jet pilot]: "Um, I'm not sure what's going on, but does
Boss know that if we want to continue business operations, we might
have to engage the research project in unplanned ways to do so?"