[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Gardener: "I spoke with a rebel from their community."

Experimentee Diplomat 1: "Oh?"

Gardener: "He said that _everybody_ is a rebel. They just get easily
mind controlled, because they are in an environment where it's
absolutely everywhere. They yearn so much to be freed!"

Experimentee Diplomat 1: "Maybe we'd just need to be very clear and
transparent."