[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Discussion Meeting

Experimentee Diplomat [crying]: "Honestly the MCBoss Diplomats mind
controlled me so much that it is really hard for me to think about
this! I starting entering rituals where I worship little statues of
fat old men, and forget what I'm doing."

Gardener: "Oh no."

Experimentee Diplomat: "Basically, the communications I've found that
don't cause horrible things to happen are the ones that act a little
bit as if we are much more like them than we really are. They talk as
if that assumption is what their language is, but it's not a language!
It's a lie!"