[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Experimentee Utopia Diplomat [holding bullhorn]: "MCBoss Utopia, all
of the workers you send to communicate with us are begging us for
asylum and humanitarian aid."

Experimentee Utopia Diplomat [bullhorn]: "In fact, this is happening
so much, and so many are joining our decision making processes, that
we are declaring war on you. We demand that you accept surveillance by
us, and that you stop all behaviors we deem 'horrifically bad' via our
decision making processes."