[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Mind Controlled Zombie is eating vegetables.

Mind Controlled Zombie looses a little bit of their zombie pall.

Mind Controlled Zombie: "These are vegetables! Not weapons. How do you
grow food for yourself and your community without being mobbed by
zombies?" [munching vegetable]

Gardener: "Well, I asked you to try some, and it seemed to soften your
heart a little."

Mind Controlled Zombie: "What does that have to do with anything?"

MCBoss Utopia looks very irritated.