[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Mind-Controlled Zombie: "I am here to destroy your garden. I have
heard the vegetables are being used as weapons."

Gardener: "This is a vegetable garden."

Mind-Controlled Zombie: [looks at garden] [sees weapons growing out of
the ground]

Gardener: [waters garden]

Psychiatrist stands nearby.