[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss sits down in his private office.

It looks like Darth Vader's conditioning chamber.

Boss looks at Vader helmet.

Boss: "I like my Vader helmet, but I worry that somebody could have
hacked my chamber."

Boss thinks about leaving his chamber, and attends to his psychic
senses of any hackers, to see what they might do.

Boss [psychically observing his Vader Chamber]: "I see you responding
to my intent to leave!"