[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

On Mon, Mar 7, 2022 at 11:07 AM Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim
of Many <gmkarl at gmail.com> wrote:
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> MCBoss sits in a cast, resting in the clouds, wearing a crown.
>
> "Oh, I am so resplendent in my crown!" says MCBoss to their court.
>
> The court is composed of an AI tech, a presidential candidate, an
> enslaved alien, a prostitute, a small spy agency, a chief of police, a
> drug dealer, and others.
>
> "Do my bidding, minions!"
>
> The drug dealer spoke to the AI tech. "Dude, you look stressed."
>
> The AI tech replied to the drug dealer. "You should stay away from that stuff."
>
> MCBoss pranced up and down and left and right.  He put the prostitute
> in charge of the cloudship navigation controls. "Take us over France,
> I want to bomb the eiffel tower!"
>
> "Whatever turns you on!" replied the prostitute. And off they went!
>
> ---
>
> MCBoss floats over the Eiffel Tower.
>
> "AI Tech, mind control all the tourists at the tower to stand so as to
> spell out my name before we bomb them."
>
> "Mind control? How the fuck do you do that?" replied the AI tech.
>
> "Prostitute, show him."
>
> "Oh mind control is easy!"
>
> "Get off my lap! What are you doing????"
>
> "Get the picture? Now, make them all stand so as to spell out my name."
>
> The AI Tech stared wide eyed.
>
> "Here's a million dollars. Can you get started now?"
>
> "Yessir! Mind control! Right away!"
>
> ---
>
> The AI Tech was buying supercomputers and surveilling the tourists
> while Boss interviewed the enslaved alien being.
>
> "Alien, I understand you have a machine that generates wormholes. How
> much do you want for it?"
>
> "Alien might request being freed from slavery, for information on wormholes?"
>
> "That's not going to happen. How much do wormhole generators sell for,
> where you come from?"
>
> "It can take patience, to wait for those who have emergencies and
> strong emotions, to finish their travels so there is room to visit
> exotic Earthling planets."
>
> "You don't trade them. I still have use for you. Let me think on this."
>
> Boss let the alien being chained up in the closet.
>
> "Alien knows your heart years to be free!"
>
> "Hrm," thought MCBoss.
>
> ---
>
> "Drug dealer, you're the only person who understands me. Some day your
> drug empire will be as large as mine."
>
> "Bro, we'll get there together."
>
> "You said it."
>
> The ai tech had almost finished their work.
>
> "Now, this only an alpha prototype. It's not going to work 100%. But I
> think we can test it on a small portion of the crowd, and see how they
> respond."
>
> Boss beamed.
>
> "Ready the bombs!"
>
> "Boms?"

Boss: "We wouldn't want our competitors to steal our work, AI Tech!"

AI Tech: "

Alien: "I can help."

Alien: "

AI Tech: "Oh, I can do that with the computers, too!"

A Pause

Boss: "Keep