[ot][spam] random adventure

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

> find the lasers room

You are back near your friend the vending machine.

It was very hard to find this room again after the connecting room
mutated. You have been through a handful of adventures.

> how have i changed, after my adventures

You now have a Dangerous Patched Rope and a Set of Encyclopedias. You
no longer have any soda pop. Part of your head is missing, and you are
much more athletic now.

> feel around for missing part of head

You find it behind the vending machine. Sorry, did you mean to feel
where the part is missing?

> yes

You put your hand into the mystic portal that has replaced the
front-left region of your skull. It's a little chilly and windy in
there.

> remove hand

Your hand sparkles a little when pulled out.

> tell the vending machine that i am a badass

A laser fires near your head, in a friendly manner.