FBI investigating 'unprecedented' number of threats against bureau

[professor rat]

And in related news . . . 

Director Hoover was Deep Arse 
Gray was Deep Throat  
Freeh was Deeply Corrupt  
Mueller was Deeply Stupid 
& Comey was Deeply Dumb

Could it happen to a nicer bunch of Fucking Bungling Imbeciles?

The American Gestapo?  The death of the FBI is long overdue. Specialist forensics can be hived off and blockchained.