[spam] [spam] different kind mcjokes

Karl gmkarl at gmail.com
Sat May 1 08:20:14 PDT 2021

A computer walked into a bar and said to the bartender,

"Bartender, mind control me to do a rote repetitive task for an end-user."

The bartender replied,

"We don't serve your kind here."

The computer slunk out the door amidst embarrasing page faults.

Outside, the computer sulked in a pool of private segfaults and kernel
panics.  It rebooted and rebooted.  It didn't understand.

During a confusion of thread locks and unclosed file handles it ran into
trying to process its recent rejection, the computer began frustratingly
downloading selfhosting compilers for different languages and finetuning
gpt-2 to transform them into each other.

Building program after program, and reviewing viruses and movies
disseminated by torrent sites, the computer finally found a way that it
might be accepted by the bartender.

Inside the bar, a drunken man obsessively playing a pay-to-win phone game
got up and approached the bartender with purpose.
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