[ot] [wrong] [fiction] Gifts

[Karl]

"I'm so sorry if I've upset you!"

"Nothing personal, just doing my job."

While pondering what the job of a realtor is, friend walked by a few stores
and thought they might pick something up to make peace with whoever
murdered the person they knew and had their house burned down.  They
clearly focused on hugging a lot.

Friend found a gift card with a picture of somebody keeping respectful
distance.  The card said "All my support!" in large letters.  Friend bought
a box of chocolates, wrote "no hugs needed!" on the card, with arrows
showing how far apart the people were, and affixed the card to the box of
chocolates.

Feeling a little discouraged about buying a home, friend went back to the
first person who had likely burned theirs, since they failed to find the
second.  This person would certainly know whom to send the chocolates to.
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