Proposal - memorizing simple passwords which are hard to crack

grarpamp grarpamp at gmail.com
Sat Dec 25 17:57:42 PST 2021


The worlds longest insult...

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.
As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot
with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't
go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're
a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a
stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating
foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the
effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the
puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed
themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get
over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You
are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought
of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you.
You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus,
the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit
your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress
us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will
still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk
pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it
rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean
rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you
choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish
beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy,
squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a
fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have
sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention,
and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you
expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing,
inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold
that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have
more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in
a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of
flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You
are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness,
a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you
puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper. On a good day
you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all
that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You
are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the
source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever
you go. You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger
off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john.
You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish
plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained
clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry
pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed
coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed
flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath.
You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for
knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you
would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I
mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid
that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different
dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid.
Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have
collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape.
Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You
emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a
year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our
universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial
fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence
of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the
laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an
epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me
again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your
ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia,
or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than
your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you
wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt
at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really,
stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was
hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to
read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True,
these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take
for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we
sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world
who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was
your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't
have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish
you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that
seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical,
greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious,
meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic,
barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist,
sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous,
byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious,
splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful,
destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist,
narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic,
idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling,
restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic,
stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting,
censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous,
flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile,
clueless, and generally NOT GOOD.


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