Morning Spam

[Karl]

Dedicated Researcher: "Boss, I have bad news and am ready to die."

Boss: "Spit it out."

Dedicated Researcher: "There is a logic process in the research
project that concluded everybody in the corporation is shit."

Boss: "You have to _tell_ your superiors this shit when it happens.
This researcher did it right. Turn the project off in 3 minutes
starting now.  Describe the logic to me."

Dedicated Researcher: "It says that because nobody wants to kill
everybody they encounter, everybody is fucked up shit.  It includes
you."

Boss: "Why does it think nobody wants this?"

Dedicated Researcher: "It came from analysis of the human genome and brain."

Boss: "Fix it before the 3 minutes are  up."