Morning Spam

[Karl]

Political Supporter 4: Did you know that Boss murdered all my friends
and family?  Sorry!  Omigod!  I didn't mean to upset you.  I mean, did
you know that Boss is a heroic god?

Pedestrian [expectant, excited]: No!  There's a real heroic god
walking the earth now??

Political Supporter 5: Boss locked me in a freezer, put wires in my
brain, and forced me to relive experiments from concentration camps as
part of a nonconsensual research project!  Boss is immortal now!  Also
I can say "I consent" within 500 milliseconds when you press this
button!

Pedestrian: Boss sounds so powerful!!