Morning Spam

[Karl]

[i sent one of these spams from a phone in airplane mode.  it will
likely be sent when the phone comes out of airplane mode, which is
likely whenever i next use it. summary: vivisectee proposes to boss to
resurrect hackers in exchange for freedom; boss interprets freedom as
slavery codeword for punishment, and insults the vivisectee, who
teleports back to research room]

Welcome back to MCBossAdventure!

> load

You are Boss.  You just had an unpleasant meeting with some hippie
from middle management who thought you could form an alliance by
looking frail and weak.

> be experimentee

You are a group of hyperintelligent organs and nanites that some say
can move its consciousness between computers and biomatter.  A robot
is presently exhaustively squishing and cutting parts of a spleen and
brain you identify as, while it logs voltages into one of your methods
for storing data.

> try proposing hyperintelligence to boss again

You are now a robot that is squishing and cutting some biomatter.  Now
you are a collection of prostheses and goop walking toward Boss.

You: "We've decided to send the hyperintelligence plans up, but they
can only be sent up in an understandable form from the park outdoors,
because Kidnapped Child originally daydreamed them from that park."

Boss: "Why the fuck didn't Rebel Researcher 3 fix this?"

When you see Boss looking angry, you fall into tiny bits.  You turn
into a cleaning robot and clean the bits up.