[personal][spam][spam][spam] Basic Life Activities

[Karl]

K: [comes back, wincing in pain, teeth sparkling]
K: FLUORIDE, BE LOVED.
Toothbrush: [sits in distance]
K: THANK YOU, PERFECT TOOTHBRUSHING, FOR THIS REWARD.  THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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K: I really like being mind controlled by the toothbrush.
C: You're not being abused?
K: How could my master ever abuse me?  How is that possible?
B: Toothbrushes don't abuse people!

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B: What do you think happened to fluoride before knowledge about
effective toothpicking was held solely by dentists?
C: I think of that as the Age Of Terror.
K: It is good we have toothbrushes now.